Reposted from: http://www.rebelcircus.com/blog/15-commandments-fwb/
Casual intercourse, also known as friends with benefits or FWB, is an extremely common thing, but people seem to sabotage this relationship of convenience every chance they get. In order to have a long lasting FWB you must follow these simple commandments. So, go ahead and take a look and we promise you, you will have a very fulfilling (casual) bedroom life!
1.
AVOID the sleepover at all costs… even if you might be a little drunk and need to just sleep. There are always cabs.
2.
They should NEVER be invited to any social gathering you have, unless they do happen to be friends with your friends.
3.
DO NOT become friends on any social media site… besides Snapchat. That can come in handy.
4.
You should ALWAYS stay in control. Don’t be someone’s booty call…that’s unbecoming.
5.
Do it strictly for the toss in the sheets, DON’T have ulterior motives like dating openly or marriage. Yikes.
6.
DO NOT get emotionally involved.
7.
Excess cuddling is absolutely OFF THE TABLE.
8.
NEVER fart in front of them. That means things just got serious.
9.
When you are finished just LEAVE.
10.
Keep the conversation light, DON’T make it heavy or personal.
11.
At all costs, NEVER EVER meet their family.
12.
You should ALWAYS wrap it up… Not today STD’s, not today!
13.
DO learn how to sext to spice things up a little.
14.
If you do wind up making the first move, ALWAYS take ‘no’ gracefully.
15.
AVOID telling your friends about it, because they may have mutual friends. DTR: Define the relationship.
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